going back to school tommorow top 3 reasons to miss binghamton. 1-sunday funday tab negotiations at uncle tonys. 2- fran flynn eating all of the candy in the container you broke, when he yelled zombie attack and you dived for your sword and missed badly. 3-kinoki cleansing detox foot pads, detoxing your body one night at a time. gunna miss you binghamPton sad as it sounds..binghamton is way better then school looking to transfer to bu soon

J-Ram had a booty call come over, and she brought her fat friend. We all get back from the bar and Peon is the one forced into playing wingman and being her beerpong partner. Taz, CT, and me sat on the front porch smoking a cigar, when all of a sudden we see Peon slinking up the side of the house, one leg in a cast from his latest injury. He climbs on the porch and tell us, he played two games and then told J-Ram he was going to piss and snuck out of the game. We here J-Ram start yelling his name and walking around to find him. Peon grabs a chair and puts it in the corner of the porch and hides behind it. All of a sudden the beeping noises that goes off whenever a door opens beeps. We quickly determine its the side door and that J-Ram is coming for Peon to bring him back to playing wingman with a giant fat bitch. Peon rises from his hiding spot and ran across the porch with a cast on, completes a flying leap over the siderailing lands in the bushes and his dead silent. It looked like an all-madden goal line dive. Less then a second later J-Ram appears on the other side of the house. Stifling drunk gigles we tell him the Peon went to bed. J-Ram curses him out and goes back inside. Peon rejoins us on the porch. Twenty minutes later we discover the doorbell is broken and quickly conclude that the fat bitch did it. Me and Peon enter the house only to discover J-Ram and bootycall on the couch watching a movie, with the fat bitch cockblocking on another couch. Being drunk and awesome led me and Peon to shout at the top of our lungs "The fat bitch broke the doorbell" "her stubby fat fingers kepting pushing it untill it broke" " I hate fat bitches". The next morning J-Ram gave me the finger.

Purple Sheets

My roomate has purple sheets, They might be the gayest thing I have ever seen. Naturally J-Ram loves them.

The pee is still there and now laying next to it is a picture of a vile ginger kid. At somepoint during our party last night, 600 townies got in. 2 t.v.'s are missing, and all the copper wire in the walls is gone.

cast of characters

The cast of characters who live here.

• J-Ram
• Age-Unknown
• Year-Unknown
• Drink of Choice-Bud Light Lime
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup pong.
• Description-J-Ram can only be described as our colleges Van Wilder. He has been here awhile and still has awhile left. Currently is spending his days as a townie and school recruitor.
• Fun Fact-Makes excellent jello shots by the thousands.
• Taz
• Age-19
• Year-Junior
• Drink of Choice-Grey Goose
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup pong
• Description-Taz is a manwhore. His choice in females is excellent but his abilty to call them back the next day is not. Wants to marry Tony Romo and the Cowboys. Currenlty spends his days trying to not play defense during the soccer games.
• Fun Fact-Super Polock.
• Peon
• Age-20
• Year-Junior
• Drink of Choice-Anything Free
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup pong
• Description- The gay kid that everybody has lived with. Whines alot. Always hurt. Sported one of the finest mustaches the school has ever seen. Never touch his sausage.
• Fun Fact-Did a Nazi salute after scoring a goal(had a hitler mustache at the time).
• CT
• Age-19
• Year-Sophmore
• Drink of Choice-Pabts Blue Ribbon
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup strip pong
• Description- Taz's "cousin". Likes the Dolphins and smoking Black and Milds. Drives a sweet car. Has enough fitteds for 60 people. Has clothes that match each fitted.
• Fun Fact-Hates stray cats. Also found a keg in the bushes once.
• M.I.A.
• Age-22
• Year-Senior
• Drink of Choice-Liquor mixed with more liquor
• Drinking Game of Choice-Liquor Chug-a-Lug
• Description-Is never home for anything fun. Wakes up at crazy early hours in the morning. Shares the attic with me. Once slept through a Madden Tournament in the attic. Everything that goes wrong in the house is his fault.
• Fun Fact-Does not punch Peon in the face, when Peon gets drunk and makes fun of him for being Dominican
• Me
• Age-19
• Year-Sophmore
• Drink of Choice-Mic Light from The Pine.
• Drinking Game of Choice- Battle Pong
• Description- R.B.I. Baseball champion of the house. Hates Gingers. 1-236 at Madden. Gets drunk and pees in closets that are not bathrooms. Feeds the stray cats secretly. Expert Bar Builder. Darts Champion. Horder.
• Fun Fact- Hit a 5 story homerun of Peon in Wiffle Ball

446 Liberty

Bottle of Piss: The plumbing broke and someone left a bottle gatorade bottle of piss by j-rams room. No one knows who done it. I think someone who visited the house left it. Over/Under 2 weeks before someone gives in and touches it?