J-Ram had a booty call come over, and she brought her fat friend. We all get back from the bar and Peon is the one forced into playing wingman and being her beerpong partner. Taz, CT, and me sat on the front porch smoking a cigar, when all of a sudden we see Peon slinking up the side of the house, one leg in a cast from his latest injury. He climbs on the porch and tell us, he played two games and then told J-Ram he was going to piss and snuck out of the game. We here J-Ram start yelling his name and walking around to find him. Peon grabs a chair and puts it in the corner of the porch and hides behind it. All of a sudden the beeping noises that goes off whenever a door opens beeps. We quickly determine its the side door and that J-Ram is coming for Peon to bring him back to playing wingman with a giant fat bitch. Peon rises from his hiding spot and ran across the porch with a cast on, completes a flying leap over the siderailing lands in the bushes and his dead silent. It looked like an all-madden goal line dive. Less then a second later J-Ram appears on the other side of the house. Stifling drunk gigles we tell him the Peon went to bed. J-Ram curses him out and goes back inside. Peon rejoins us on the porch. Twenty minutes later we discover the doorbell is broken and quickly conclude that the fat bitch did it. Me and Peon enter the house only to discover J-Ram and bootycall on the couch watching a movie, with the fat bitch cockblocking on another couch. Being drunk and awesome led me and Peon to shout at the top of our lungs "The fat bitch broke the doorbell" "her stubby fat fingers kepting pushing it untill it broke" " I hate fat bitches". The next morning J-Ram gave me the finger.