cast of characters

The cast of characters who live here.

• J-Ram
• Age-Unknown
• Year-Unknown
• Drink of Choice-Bud Light Lime
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup pong.
• Description-J-Ram can only be described as our colleges Van Wilder. He has been here awhile and still has awhile left. Currently is spending his days as a townie and school recruitor.
• Fun Fact-Makes excellent jello shots by the thousands.
• Taz
• Age-19
• Year-Junior
• Drink of Choice-Grey Goose
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup pong
• Description-Taz is a manwhore. His choice in females is excellent but his abilty to call them back the next day is not. Wants to marry Tony Romo and the Cowboys. Currenlty spends his days trying to not play defense during the soccer games.
• Fun Fact-Super Polock.
• Peon
• Age-20
• Year-Junior
• Drink of Choice-Anything Free
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup pong
• Description- The gay kid that everybody has lived with. Whines alot. Always hurt. Sported one of the finest mustaches the school has ever seen. Never touch his sausage.
• Fun Fact-Did a Nazi salute after scoring a goal(had a hitler mustache at the time).
• CT
• Age-19
• Year-Sophmore
• Drink of Choice-Pabts Blue Ribbon
• Drinking Game of Choice-10 cup strip pong
• Description- Taz's "cousin". Likes the Dolphins and smoking Black and Milds. Drives a sweet car. Has enough fitteds for 60 people. Has clothes that match each fitted.
• Fun Fact-Hates stray cats. Also found a keg in the bushes once.
• M.I.A.
• Age-22
• Year-Senior
• Drink of Choice-Liquor mixed with more liquor
• Drinking Game of Choice-Liquor Chug-a-Lug
• Description-Is never home for anything fun. Wakes up at crazy early hours in the morning. Shares the attic with me. Once slept through a Madden Tournament in the attic. Everything that goes wrong in the house is his fault.
• Fun Fact-Does not punch Peon in the face, when Peon gets drunk and makes fun of him for being Dominican
• Me
• Age-19
• Year-Sophmore
• Drink of Choice-Mic Light from The Pine.
• Drinking Game of Choice- Battle Pong
• Description- R.B.I. Baseball champion of the house. Hates Gingers. 1-236 at Madden. Gets drunk and pees in closets that are not bathrooms. Feeds the stray cats secretly. Expert Bar Builder. Darts Champion. Horder.
• Fun Fact- Hit a 5 story homerun of Peon in Wiffle Ball